scrap...

a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..

thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...
a ganpat ganpat...

COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
COMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDY
COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}

IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER INDIA...
WE ARE THE BHAI..
WE ARE THE BHAI..



orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..
orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..

thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..
thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...
a ganpat chal... scrap bhej

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Bliss:
Delhi
k
paas
k
nizamudin
railway station
ki
train no. 6162
k
route
k
3rd station
bharatpur
k
ek chote
se
gaon
k
nazdeek
wale
kabristan
k
chowkidar
ki
kabr
pe
baithe
hue
kutte
ki
aage
wali
right
side
ki
taang
ki
tisri
ungli
k
nakhun
k
paas
chupe
hue
chichar
k
pait
mein
rehne
wale
bacteria
k
chromosomal
DNA
k
thymine
nucleotide
k
5th
carbon
k
outer
shell
k
4th
electron
ki
kasam.....

......sirf hello kahne ke liye scrap kiya hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess we all r suffering frm it..

Conversation between 2 Friends:

Sw1---hello
SW2---hi

Sw1---hey h r u???
SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

SW1---m fine too
SW2---cool

SW1---so howz life???
SW2--gud

SW1--hmmmm

SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)
SW2--hmmm everything as usual

SW2--so wht else???
SW1--nothing much

SW2--ok
SW2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)

And it goes on like this until they give up

Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then I guess u r
also
suffering from aur batao syndrome It means ur life is all screwed up
following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life something which is
exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u
feel gud

Correct????




yeh sab to thik hai

AUR BATAO

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5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.



1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk

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A FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.

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Don't Give Up.


You may be tired...
Still… don't give up.

You may feel alone...
Still... Don't give up.
You may feel like you've been in the storm too long...
Still... Don't give up.
You may feel like the enemy is beating you down...
Still... Don't give up.
You may feel like no one cares and no one sees you...
Still... Don't give up.
You may feel smothered with responsibilities; work and bills...
Still... Don't give up.
You may feel defeated, angry, hurt, put down and fed up...
Still... Don't give up!

God is with you
In God’s time your breakthrough will come because of your
Perseverance, faith and your willingness to learn.

Stay open and optimistic because your next blessing will probably
Come from the most unexpected person or place.
Remember, always stay in the Light, and keep on keeps’ on. Be Blessed...

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Every teardrop is precious

so better make sure that if u drop some,

its worth crying for,

coz u can never pick them and put them back 2 ur eyes.

Love wisely!

"STRUGGLE"

an 8 letter word

exhausts u

irritates u

& sometimes demoralizes u.

But it gives u

the elegant reward of life time

called "SUCCESS"

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Dil me khuda hai,

Ankho me Nasha hai,

Baato me Mazaa hai,

Chahat me Adaa hai,

Andaz bhi Juda hai,

Pyar me Wafa hai,

Are Yaar

isliye sub hum pe fida hai.

In d walk of life,

Dont worry of people moving ahead of U.

Take ur own time.

Bt once U r ready to run,

make sure U r d best Of all.
Ya

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Dil me khuda hai,

Ankho me Nasha hai,

Baato me Mazaa hai,

Chahat me Adaa hai,

Andaz bhi Juda hai,

Pyar me Wafa hai,

Are Yaar

isliye sub hum pe fida hai.

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राम का letter सीता के लिए पंजाबी में...

प्यारी सीता,

मैं itthe raji ख़ुशी से हाँ and hope ke tu v ठीक ठाक hovengi,
Laxman रात नु tannu बहुत याद करदा si.
मैं इस बन्दर दे हाथ tannu चिट्ठी bhej reha हाँ,
तू bilkul tension ना layi मैं बहुत jaldi tenu ravan कोलो chuda
lavanga.

मैं AIRTEL दा postpaid ले लिया सी, RAVAN nu मैं mobile te bhot
गालियाँ kadiya te साले ने काट ditta,
चल कोई ni मैंने आना ता है ही. Taan KUTUNGA साले KANJAR nu.
मैं तेरे naal भी एक AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya सी usme 1500 SMS free
wali scheme हा, तू रोज़ मेरे को SMS kari.

Chinta ना kari, जब भी gal करने को जी करे, एक miss call मार diyo.
मैं यहाँ से tenu बात कर levenga.
तू मेरे bill दी chinta ना kariyo, Sugreev nu payment दा jimma दे ditta
si.

Accha OK
See U.
With Luv
दशरथ दा Vadda पुत्तर "राम

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Hundred words doesnt give pain

but,a Special Person's silence

makes more tears in heart.

So,always keep in touch.

People say that you dont know

what you have until you lose it.

however its wrong,

you always know what you hve,

bt u nvr thought that u would ever lose it.